Odds that a Brisbane native will actually cross a street without a green pedestrian light: 20/1.
Odds that I’ll do a lightning talk: 5/1.
Odds that I’ll do a lightning talk that isn’t a rant about something: 100/1.
Odds that someone (or, in Julien’s case, some TV) will end up in the Royal pool: 3/2.
Odds that the registration process for OSDC will go smoothly: bets closed, because it did.
Officially, I’m now at OSDC. There are people sitting on couches sucking down wireless and killing their battery life. It’s good to be back in the conference groove.