With thanks to my man Deg, who pointed this out: Worldometers.
Some of those are a bit depressing, really, like the hunger counter. I’m still not sure if I’d be happier with less perspective.
I've decided to retire this blog — I don't really see myself updating it any time soon, and haven't for over two years anyway. I intend to leave the content on-line for the forseeable future, but have converted it to a static site. As a result, dynamic things like search and comments aren't really going to work.
Thanks for reading!