I've decided to retire this blog — I don't really see myself updating it any time soon, and haven't for over two years anyway. I intend to leave the content on-line for the forseeable future, but have converted it to a static site. As a result, dynamic things like search and comments aren't really going to work.
You can find me on Twitter or on Google+ if you like. Alternatively, I'm usually on IRC as LawnGnome on Freenode.
Thanks for reading!
Answer: Go to the first week of university.
My apologies to those who have been waiting for me to fix DB bugs — I’m getting to them! Just as soon as I write a script, a pitch for a television drama and learn awk over the weekend.