Hi. My name’s Adam Harvey. I used to quote my PEAR user page, since that’s limited to 255 characters, but instead I give you the description I wrote for my extremely sporadically updated Twitter experiment, since that’s even shorter:
I work as a Web developer and dodge mutated alien fetuses at a biology research centre. I also play cricket, make short films and sleep less than I should.
You can contact me, as the sidebar suggests, via e-mail or on leading IRC networks, by which I mean Freenode and Efnet. (Well, not Efnet, but I’m usually there anyway.) I’m known as LawnGnome on both of them, and am currently attempting to break the record for the most time spent /away in a year.